Start your morning with the wisdom of Professor Foxtrot!
"Pretty much every miserable thing in this shitty, fucking universe is fucked! And has been fucked since time began! We experience mere islands of decency in a great sea of what the fuckery!”
Details + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- White and glossy
Orders take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts, etc) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel products (posters, etc). Shipping time is added on top of that.
In general the shipping times to the United States are as follows:
- Overnight: 1 business day
- Express: 1-3 business days
- Standard: 3-5 business days
- Economy: 5-8 business days
Shipping carriers may vary based on the best shipping rates on the day you complete your order.
Please visit for our Help Center for our full shipping policy.
All orders are final - we cannot cancel orders once they have started production.
Returns and refunds are only available within 45 days of your purchase.
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. Please send us a short description of the error, pictures, and order number within 4 weeks after receiving the order.
To begin the return process, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please visit for our Help Center for our full return policy.