May the Corn god hear your prayers and buy you this shirt.
Details + Care
- 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
|Chest||31 ⅛||34 ¼||37 ⅜||42 ⅛||46 ⅞||51 ⅝|
|A||15 ⅜||16 ⅞||18 ½||20 ⅞||23 ¼||25 ⅝|
|B||28||28 ¾||29 ½||30 ¼||31 ⅛||31 ⅞|
|C||8 ⅝||9||9 ½||9 ⅞||10 ¼||10 ⅝|
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made by hand.
Orders take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts, etc) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel products (posters, etc). Shipping time is added on top of that.
In general the shipping times to the United States are as follows:
- Overnight: 1 business day
- Express: 1-3 business days
- Standard: 3-5 business days
- Economy: 5-8 business days
Shipping carriers may vary based on the best shipping rates on the day you complete your order.
Please visit for our Help Center for our full shipping policy.
All orders are final - we cannot cancel orders once they have started production.
Returns and refunds are only available within 45 days of your purchase.
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. Please send us a short description of the error, pictures, and order number within 4 weeks after receiving the order.
To begin the return process, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please visit for our Help Center for our full return policy.