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Talking Gilear Plush

$40.00
$40.00
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Arguably the most low status individual in Dimension 20: Fantasy High, Gilear Faeth’s quotes about his incredibly sad life have made him a fan favorite. Not sure what that says about all of us, but we loaded this plush up with some of our favorite Gilear quotes as well as a bunch of new ones improvised by Brennan. Over four minutes of depressing dialogue! Art by Justin Hall @jhallcomics

18" tall plush with voice modulator

  • 5 stars: 76 (99%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
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  • 1 star: 1 (1%)
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O.C.

It's very good. We love Gilear

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Walter

Awesome get.

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J.H.

This sparks joy.

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Hannah

This item is perfect. There is nothing I dislike about it!

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Richard

Box came in beat up, full of holes and usps left in the rain. No plastic bag for protection.

Everything is good and works, just, really wouldnt expect to have gilear arrive any other way really.

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Synovia

I literally sleep with him in my bed every night. He’s my new favorite plushie. He’s so soft but (fair warning) his legs are not the same material as the rest of hoods body.

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Tim

I mean it's plush gilear, whats more to say. The voice lines are very funny

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Emma

Just a sad elf dad who talks and is soft!

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R.M.

This is Incredible! Absolutely love it!

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April

Hilarious and wonderful! The highlight of Christmas!

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Matt

So amazing and hilarious!

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isaac

Big than expected but so worth it this guy is so funny

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Stacey

This is one of my favorite purchases of late. Not only was he larger than I thought he’d be, he has tons of phrases. Dropout is the best. 10/10 would buy again.

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Jessica

Took a little bit to figure out why the button wasn't working but eventually found the tab on the back!

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Jose

It’s Gilear… what’s not to love and feel sorry for?

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Sandra

The plush has so many voice lines. The quality of the plush is great and it just brings me such joy!

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William

My partner is often buoyed in the morning when she's reminded that her life isn't as bad as Gilear's.

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Mark

Silly little guy

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Rachel

It’s everything you hope for in a Gilear plush! He will make you feel good about your life while having a laugh. Our poor Gilear. We listen to him daily and look forward to it every time.

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Alex

It is exactly as advertised 10/10

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Joy

I love this sad, sad elf man.

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Andrew

Excellent plushie. Lots of sentences he says!

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Jonathan

It was a lot bigger than I expected, and had more sayings than I thought it would! I love Dropout and love supporting them in anyway I can!

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E.J.

Absolutely incredible. So incredible my sister ordered her OWN before I could even gift her the one I got for her birthday. And two is absolutely better than one lemme tell ya

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Jill

Gilear is the light of my life -- coming home to his defeated face in the evening helps me not feel so defeated, and his barrage of sad quotes is a source of both comfort and humour. He is my ally, court jester, and 50-year-old son. His luck may be cursed, but mine is clearly blessed to have this gem of a pitiful yogurt man in my life, and especially for 10% off.

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Jenny

He’s perfect and I love him

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Olivia

When God calls for all his children to sing, the Galier plushie shall be amongst the choir

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Melissa

This sad little toy was my kids FAVORITE Christmas gift! FIRST involuntary bald elf ever🤦🏾‍♀️

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Harley

Amazing quality, amazing voice. Fairly easy Access to the battery pack so I don't have to resew him to replace the batteries. I love it and honestly I only wish that there were more voicelines but there's already 5 minutes so I'm just being greedy

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A.O.

Gilear is a gem. Over exceeded expectations on amount of vocals recorded.

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Kristen

Adorable and my daughter loves it!

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M.T.

i got this plush for my partner because we both love Gilear! everything he says is hilarious

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L.C.

SO GOOD GILEAR IS THE CHOSEN ONE
High quality plush, and the voice box feature is the cherry on top. Hilarious lines!

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